okay so i was having dinner with my family and we asked the waiter to take a picture of us with my sisters iphone so he did and then gave us the phone and walked away.
when we went to look at the picture this is what we found:
- Me watching the Olympics at age 8: Oh that's nice
- Me watching the Olympics at age 12: Wow I hope we win
- Me watching the Olympics at age 16: I'm going to fuck the entire swim team and no one can stop me
plot twist i never met your mother you were adopted now go to bed